Books, books, and more books!!!

[HarryChiling]

Yeah Johns, so sorry about that.

Honestly, I think it was my phone that gave out. I read so much of the book to you {all but the last chapter} and I REALLY had to make a bathroom run! Well, my knees were knocking, my back teeth were floating, and I was pacing back and forth and I think that I may have hit the hang up key as I was biting my lip and whimpering. Man...I am sorry. I really thought that we could have finished the book to save you the expense of buying it and I didn't want the hassle of shipping it anyway.

Here is what I will do. I will get the local elementary school kids to do a play and act out the last chapter. We will take a video of it, and I can drive over and show it to you in person. It will save us both a stamp or two!

Anyway you could read me the last chapter, I'll call Johns for the rest.

[HarryChiling]

What do you want for:

Stereoscopic Atlas of Slit-Lamp Biomicroscopy, vol I & II; Braley, Watzke, Allen, & Frazier

I have belly button lint, loose buttons, a bag full of leaves, I even have a few dollars that I could spare. No seriously how much bro email me.

PS - I'm gonna need pictures, and make sure you have your clothes on this time sheish.

[Fezz]

Curse you Harry Chilling!

Cripes sake Man.......stop beating me DOWN!!!

***UNCLE...UNCLE***


Your negotiating skills have no match! I folded quicker than an origami master. I gave in quicker than Canada! I was mesmerized by your opti-babble and charm. I was stunned like a bob_f_aboc at an Un-Expo!

I give.....I Give.!

Ok...The books are on their way, I have included a check to pay you what you demanded! You have my never ending loyalty and devotion. You are one savvy negotiator!



Do you want an autographed copy or not? Should I initial the pictures? Should I powder down before the next photo shoot?

[Jacqui]

Good grief

[Fezz]

Good grief

Do you want an autograph too?

[Fezz]

It is time to wrap this up and go home folks! It is a done deal, fun while it lasted, worth every penny, but it is time to turn the lights out!

Scramble while you can. Grab a few of these for a good time. You waited too long and its time to pounce! Beggars and laggards can not be choosey! You waited and now it slim pickings! Sure, you thought that you would hold out and get a few great titles, but alas, you hesitated, jerked around, twiddled your thumbs, and ALMOST missed out!

It has gotten to the point that I would rather just rip the pages out and toss them in the burn barrel to keep my cardboard box {house} warm for another few nights.


******LAST CALL*******

Get these gems while there is still time to beat me down!!!

[Fezz]

PS. I am not below trading! What do you got?

[Fezz]

PS. I am not below trading! What do you got?

I am not above it either!